Read: NOT… Yes, you were all very subtle with your pleas for more and sneaky additional likes on the prologue… don’t get too used to the update frequency on this, I’m aiming for once a week if I manage. The only reason this came out early is because some of the lovely contributors over on the Fangbangers Anonymous blog were having a trying week to an already trying year and the scheduled chapter of FTI was a little on the weepy side so I figured they’d deserve a bit of a laugh instead 😀

So sparks will be flying in this chapter when Eric and Sookie meet for the first time…

Enjoy!

Chapter 1 – Something Old

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Take one ill fit bride and add one clueless groom and watch experts arrange what they deem the ‘perfect’ marriage that proves to be inconvenient to everyone involved but the happy couple. Mix in a healthy dose of scepticism, resentment, and rivalry along with some disturbing ‘senior’ moments and you might come close to getting what this story is about.

This is me needing to write something fun and light while the angst continues elsewhere… E/S and any other disturbing coupling you can think of (nothing graphic I swear! I need to retain some sanity through it all…)

E/S – Wildly AU and OOC – Rated M