Apparently I’m on a shitlist which can only mean… PHEEL THE INTESTINALLY CHALLENGED FELINE!

You know when stuff inspires you, you just gotta go with it. So come check out my latest creation, I swear he’s not quite Frankenstein but Pheel is related to Beehl…

For those of you who don’t remember or were too scared to look last time here’s a reminder: Beehl the Constipated Cat is a snarky asshole that you might actually like when he’s not clawing at Eric and Sookie from the MS/MR Series.
This is the second in a collection of cartoons with observational humour about all things fanfiction, the fandom and completely random things. Incidentally he gives a recommendation but mostly Beehl’s a malcontent asshole that gets tortured a lot and still can’t seem to empty his bowels in the process…

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Pretend I’m not here, some site news… and BEEHL THE CONSTIPATED CAT!

 

I had meant to post a special Beehl in honor of Andre as promised a while back last week and while discussing it with Andre’s official owner (Meridian) inspiration stuck over some collective schadenfreude in relation to a Q&A session with a certain writer… I reworked a Beehl that was in the making and we both agreed to go with a topical Beehl and save Andre for another day… but I got distracted by changing up the site with a new theme (and subsequently a new header and some other minor changes) it has some teething problems (not my fault it’s sparkly and new from WordPress so it’s bound to happen) so if you’re having issues use my new fangled Contact Me page and I’ll do my limited best to fis it…

 

So yes, I made a big announcement I would be away for the next few weeks and that is still the case but timing is everything and all so here, have a Beehl:

For those of you who don’t remember or were too scared to look last time here’s a reminder: Beehl the Constipated Cat is a snarky asshole that you might actually like when he’s not clawing at Eric and Sookie from the MS/MR Series.

This is the fifth in a collection of cartoons with observational humour about all things fanfiction, the fandom and completely random things. Incidentally he gives a recommendation but mostly Beehl’s a malcontent asshole that gets tortured a lot and still can’t seem to empty his bowels in the process…
AN OPEN MIND AND A SENSE OF HUMOUR ARE REQUIRED. UNDER NO MEANS IS BEEHL HERE TO MAKE FUN OF ANYONE IN PARTICULAR AND HE OFTEN DOESN’T SPARE THE WRITER OF THIS BLOG EITHER. DON’T LOOK IF YOU’RE EASILY OFFENDED OR SENSITIVE OF NATURE… NOT FOR TWI’FAINT-OF-HEARTERS, ADORERS OF ALL THINGS GREY, THINK OF IT AND BEEHL WILL OFFEND YOU WITH IT… FOR COMPLAINTS PLEASE CONTACT STEPHEN MOYER… (IF YOU TOOK THAT LAST SENTENCE SERIOUSLY THIS IS NOT FOR YOU).

 DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU…

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THE SIXTH

BEEHL THE CONSTIPATED CAT:

 

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Please remember to vote… and BEEHL THE CONSTIPATED CAT!

A friendly notification to you all who are not inundated by the ten thousand reblogs going on right now please read this on the latest concerning the YWBA’s: https://youwantbloodawards.wordpress.com/2015/05/22/what-i-am-going-to-do-is-the-following/ and for the rest…

Please don’t catch amnesia and remember to vote tomorrow from noon (EST) May 23rd till noon (EST) May 24th for the You Want Blood Awards, even if you already have voted this is your ONE AND ONLY chance and it’s the one that counts.

Look there’s more… I come bearing gifts (well if you can call an annoying cat that) once more with feeling:

 

For those of you who don’t remember or were too scared to look last time here’s a reminder: Beehl the Constipated Cat is a snarky asshole that you might actually like when he’s not clawing at Eric and Sookie from the MS/MR Series.

This is the fifth in a collection of cartoons with observational humour about all things fanfiction, the fandom and completely random things. Incidentally he gives a recommendation but mostly Beehl’s a malcontent asshole that gets tortured a lot and still can’t seem to empty his bowels in the process…
AN OPEN MIND AND A SENSE OF HUMOUR ARE REQUIRED. UNDER NO MEANS IS BEEHL HERE TO MAKE FUN OF ANYONE IN PARTICULAR AND HE OFTEN DOESN’T SPARE THE WRITER OF THIS BLOG EITHER. DON’T LOOK IF YOU’RE EASILY OFFENDED OR SENSITIVE OF NATURE… NOT FOR TWI’FAINT-OF-HEARTERS, ADORERS OF ALL THINGS GREY, THINK OF IT AND BEEHL WILL OFFEND YOU WITH IT… FOR COMPLAINTS PLEASE CONTACT STEPHEN MOYER… (IF YOU TOOK THAT LAST SENTENCE SERIOUSLY THIS IS NOT FOR YOU).

 DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU…

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THE FIFTH

BEEHL THE CONSTIPATED CAT:

 

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I’m in a mood… a new installment of BEEHL THE CONSTIPATED CAT!

I may be in need of some anger management… not true, I’m actually very zen but when I have a lot on my plate others tend to suffer… in this case it was Beehl. I’ll be back later in the week with some story updates but in the meantime enjoy torturing Beehl in the latest installment of Beehl the Constipated Cat. Disclaimer/warning below for your amusement and possible deterrence…

For those of you who don’t remember or were too scared to look last time here’s a reminder: Beehl the Constipated Cat is a snarky asshole that you might actually like when he’s not clawing at Eric and Sookie from the MS/MR Series.

This is the third in a collection of cartoons with observational humour about all things fanfiction, the fandom and completely random things. Incidentally he gives a recommendation but mostly Beehl’s a malcontent asshole that gets tortured a lot and still can’t seem to empty his bowels in the process…

Here we go once more for the sensitive souls:

AN OPEN MIND AND A SENSE OF HUMOUR ARE REQUIRED. UNDER NO MEANS IS BEEHL HERE TO MAKE FUN OF ANYONE IN PARTICULAR AND HE OFTEN DOESN’T SPARE THE WRITER OF THIS BLOG EITHER. DON’T LOOK IF YOU’RE EASILY OFFENDED OR SENSITIVE OF NATURE… NOT FOR TWI’FAINT-OF-HEARTERS, ADORERS OF ALL THINGS GREY, THINK OF IT AND BEEHL WILL OFFEND YOU WITH IT… FOR COMPLAINTS PLEASE CONTACT STEPHEN MOYER… (IF YOU TOOK THAT LAST SENTENCE SERIOUSLY THIS IS NOT FOR YOU).

 DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU…

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THE FOURTH

BEEHL THE CONSTIPATED CAT:

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Someone mentioned a sour puss… aka BEEHL THE CONSTIPATED CAT!

Another ‘Kat’ from California was enquiring after a certain sour puss and I remembered I still had one floating about ready to be released to the massses, I just took my sweet time. Disclaimer below, yada yada, you know the drill by now….

For those of you who don’t remember or were too scared to look last time here’s a reminder: Beehl the Constipated Cat is a snarky asshole that you might actually like when he’s not clawing at Eric and Sookie from the MS/MR Series.

This is the third in a collection of cartoons with observational humour about all things fanfiction, the fandom and completely random things. Incidentally he gives a recommendation but mostly Beehl’s a malcontent asshole that gets tortured a lot and still can’t seem to empty his bowels in the process…

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I’m done being social now… bring on the asshole aka BEEHL THE CONSTIPATED CAT!

Yep he’s back… slightly less offensive than last time but not by much…

For those of you who don’t remember or were too scared to look last time here’s a reminder: Beehl the Constipated Cat is a snarky asshole that you might actually like when he’s not clawing at Eric and Sookie from the MS/MR Series.
This is the second in a collection of cartoons with observational humour about all things fanfiction, the fandom and completely random things. Incidentally he gives a recommendation but mostly Beehl’s a malcontent asshole that gets tortured a lot and still can’t seem to empty his bowels in the process…

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Happy Friday the thirteenth… AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!

Something new has been brewing with me but it’s slightly familiar. Remember Beehl the cat from the Ms/Mr Series and how I joked the only way I would continue that initial one shot was with illustrated children’s books about said cat… well part two to that story came despite my intent not to and well that annoying cat needed some punishment… so he’s here too and I did listen to you all that I shouldn’t subject him to the children, so he’s here in a different form… meet Beehl…

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He’s a snarky asshole that you might actually like when he’s not clawing at Eric and Sookie from the MS/MR Series. Pam wasn’t allowed to kill him but she did have fun dressing him up in her doll’s clothes post deballing.
This is the first in a collection of cartoons with observational humour about all things fanfiction, the fandom and completely random things. Incidentally he gives a recommendation but mostly Beehl’s a malcontent asshole that gets tortured a lot and still can’t seem to empty his bowels in the process…

AN OPEN MIND AND A SENSE OF HUMOUR ARE REQUIRED. UNDER NO MEANS IS BEEHL HERE TO MAKE FUN OF ANYONE IN PARTICULAR AND HE OFTEN DOESN’T SPARE THE WRITER OF THIS BLOG EITHER. DON’T LOOK IF YOU’RE EASILY OFFENDED OR SENSITIVE OF NATURE… NOT FOR TWI’FAINT-OF-HEARTERS, ADORERS OF ALL THINGS GREY, THINK OF IT AND BEEHL WILL OFFEND YOU WITH IT… FOR COMPLAINTS PLEASE CONTACT STEPHEN MOYER… (IF YOU TOOK THAT LAST SENTENCE SERIOUSLY THIS IS NOT FOR YOU).

 DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU…

CLICK HERE FOR THE FIRST BEEHL THE CONSTIPATED CAT, EXTRA QUADRUPLE SPECIAL WARNING FOR THE TWI’FAINT-OF-HEARTERS. IF THAT DIDN’T WARN YOU ENOUGH PERHAPS THE TITLE WILL….

Beehl the Constipated Cat on crossovers…