‘Tis the end… Bonfire of the Vanities The FINAL chapter!

Yep, it’s the very last chapter and there will be no epilogue or other such things after this. If you haven’t read this story yet or fallen behind by a good number of chapters (like at least twenty or thereabouts), I’d suggest waiting a few weeks while I give the entire story a thorough edit before offering it as a .pdf. I will send out a post and upload all newly improved chapters in place of the current ones at that point.


Enjoy and tell me what you thought! *sob*


PS Just in case you missed it, I wrote a one-shot for Christmas called Something about Us, find it here.



Chapter 37 – Again



So, an ancient, his amnesiac bonded, a shit stirring pseudo geek, a Viking and a faery are having a sleepover… Bonfire of the Vanities Chapter 33!

Happy pumpkin day for those who enjoy that kind of thing… Next chapter is up! Much thanks to Jfozz for the clickbait title above it feels like the beginning of a joke unfortunately I suck at those so you’re all just going to have to settle for a chapter instead.





Chapter 33 – Mother


Ehm, yeah, shyeah, I’ll spare you all the reasons… Bonfire of the Vanities Chapter 31



I may have to take back my notions excuses that I haven’t been lazy with explanations of energy saving modes… I got delayed, let’s leave it at that shall we? I can give a shit ton of valid reasons but when it all comes down to it lethargy is my nemesis but look: an update! Since it’s been forever (even I was shocked when I checked the date of the last update on this story) find the link to the previous chapter here, or if you have a better memory than me just go right ahead and click-a-di-click the picture or link below.


A note on updating: I’ll follow the same order as before (so 6MTL is next then FTI) but I wrote a little short story that’s four chapters long that’ll be dispersed in between but I haven’t figured out exactly how and when yet so just bare with me and my semi-lethargic self. Beehl and his constipated woes will probably make an appearance at random somewhere too.


Side note: WP is being a giant pain (and I know I’m not alone in this suffering so ignore the complaining if you will), it took up far too much time to load, upload, and post than normal so there are some formatting issues in the chapter, beyond that I hope all is working as it should, otherwise let me know.




Chapter 31 – Clarity

Eric said something about fucking… Bonfire of the Vanities Chapter 29!

Yes it’s been awhile for this story… distractions and vacations are to blame so if you want to catch up with the preceding chapter first click here, otherwise the title above pretty much tells you where we last left off… oh and scroll on down for info regarding the New Blood Awards if you please (I made you all a list and everything)…




Chapter 29 – Simple




In case you missed my hilarity yesterday over nominations of Beehl the Constipated Cat and the complete list of the SVM/TB nominations for the Fanatic Fanfics Multifandom Awards find it here and remember to vote from the 31st of May till the 14th of June 2015. I don’t care if you vote for me or not but I just don’t want to see any sparkly or school going vamps run off with the prizes!




Then for the New Blood Awards, a branch off from the You Want Blood Awards that focuses on young talent and since I qualify for the under two years of writing criteria feel free to consider me. It’s time to put in your nominations there and since I know from experience how tiring it is to fill out those nomination forms I posted a list of eligible stories below from the spreadsheet I made at KittyInaz’s request for her database. You don’t have to nominate or vote for me but if you do have the inclination I figured I’d make it as easy as possible for you all to simply copy paste from below.


I admit I had a hard time coming up with possible nominations for myself and other writers, wondering if my own Sookies were ‘saucy’ enough, Galatea’s Descent Sookie sort of is, until I realised that was just the name of the award. So I guess you can vote for the Best Eric and Best Sookie for any stories, you just have to consider them the best ;).


The villains are tougher with me, I don’t paint everyone that black and white all the time and in some stories the enemies have yet to reveal themselves, Niccolò and in BOTV probably comes closest but I have also been told 6MTL’s Russell nearly required one of my readers to seek out intensive therapy with his twistedness when I think he’s a rather friendly fellow so I guess it’s all down to interpretation. Oh, I nearly forgot Beehl and his constipated woes! He’s definitely a villain in the Ms/Mr Series where he originated from… I mean scratching up Eric and pissing on Sookie’s bed is definitely evil…


Anyhow you have till June 12th to submit your nominations. Please note, you can fill out the nomination form more than once, just start with a new one for a new category and/or story so you’re free to nominate as many writers and stories as you’d like in the same category, for further clarification click here. To make Robin’s (4padfoot) life easier add the name of the Villain of your choosing in the “Nominated Author and Story Title” field so she doesn’t have to read every story to figure it out.



Multi Chapter -COMPLETE-
Hisviks Galatea’s Descent https://hisviks.wordpress.com/galateas-descent-2/
Hisviks It’s Already Gone https://hisviks.wordpress.com/its-already-gone/
Multi Chapter -WIP-
Hisviks 6 Months to Live https://hisviks.wordpress.com/6-months-to-live/
Hisviks Bonfire of the Vanities https://hisviks.wordpress.com/bonfire-of-the-vanities/
Hisviks From Time Immemorial https://hisviks.wordpress.com/in-memorium-series/from-time-immemorial/
Hisviks  Ms/Mr Series: Merry Christmas Mr. Northman/ Happy New Year Ms. Stackhouse https://hisviks.wordpress.com/msmr-series/
Hisviks Thanksgiving Fixin’s Series:  Thanksgiving Fixin’s 1-13 https://hisviks.wordpress.com/one-shots/thanksgiving-fixins-2/
Hisviks TF Everything and More: Thanksgiving Fixin’s 14-38 https://hisviks.wordpress.com/one-shots/thanksgiving-fixin-outtakes/
Hisviks Coldfinger https://hisviks.wordpress.com/one-shots/coldfinger/
Hisviks Hinterland Shades https://hisviks.wordpress.com/hinterland-shades/
Hisviks In Memoriam https://hisviks.wordpress.com/in-memorium-series/in-memorium/
Hisviks Intervention https://hisviks.wordpress.com/one-shots/intervention/
Hisviks Memento Mori https://hisviks.wordpress.com/in-memorium-series/memento-mori/
Hisviks The Challenge https://hisviks.wordpress.com/one-shots/the-challenge/
Hisviks The Doctor is in https://hisviks.wordpress.com/one-shots/the-doctor-is-in/
Hisviks Beehl the Constipated Cat https://hisviks.wordpress.com/beehl-the-constipated-cat/