Eric said something about fucking… Bonfire of the Vanities Chapter 29!

Yes it’s been awhile for this story… distractions and vacations are to blame so if you want to catch up with the preceding chapter first click here, otherwise the title above pretty much tells you where we last left off… oh and scroll on down for info regarding the New Blood Awards if you please (I made you all a list and everything)…




Chapter 29 – Simple




In case you missed my hilarity yesterday over nominations of Beehl the Constipated Cat and the complete list of the SVM/TB nominations for the Fanatic Fanfics Multifandom Awards find it here and remember to vote from the 31st of May till the 14th of June 2015. I don’t care if you vote for me or not but I just don’t want to see any sparkly or school going vamps run off with the prizes!




Then for the New Blood Awards, a branch off from the You Want Blood Awards that focuses on young talent and since I qualify for the under two years of writing criteria feel free to consider me. It’s time to put in your nominations there and since I know from experience how tiring it is to fill out those nomination forms I posted a list of eligible stories below from the spreadsheet I made at KittyInaz’s request for her database. You don’t have to nominate or vote for me but if you do have the inclination I figured I’d make it as easy as possible for you all to simply copy paste from below.


I admit I had a hard time coming up with possible nominations for myself and other writers, wondering if my own Sookies were ‘saucy’ enough, Galatea’s Descent Sookie sort of is, until I realised that was just the name of the award. So I guess you can vote for the Best Eric and Best Sookie for any stories, you just have to consider them the best ;).


The villains are tougher with me, I don’t paint everyone that black and white all the time and in some stories the enemies have yet to reveal themselves, Niccolò and in BOTV probably comes closest but I have also been told 6MTL’s Russell nearly required one of my readers to seek out intensive therapy with his twistedness when I think he’s a rather friendly fellow so I guess it’s all down to interpretation. Oh, I nearly forgot Beehl and his constipated woes! He’s definitely a villain in the Ms/Mr Series where he originated from… I mean scratching up Eric and pissing on Sookie’s bed is definitely evil…


Anyhow you have till June 12th to submit your nominations. Please note, you can fill out the nomination form more than once, just start with a new one for a new category and/or story so you’re free to nominate as many writers and stories as you’d like in the same category, for further clarification click here. To make Robin’s (4padfoot) life easier add the name of the Villain of your choosing in the “Nominated Author and Story Title” field so she doesn’t have to read every story to figure it out.



Multi Chapter -COMPLETE-
Hisviks Galatea’s Descent
Hisviks It’s Already Gone
Multi Chapter -WIP-
Hisviks 6 Months to Live
Hisviks Bonfire of the Vanities
Hisviks From Time Immemorial
Hisviks  Ms/Mr Series: Merry Christmas Mr. Northman/ Happy New Year Ms. Stackhouse
Hisviks Thanksgiving Fixin’s Series:  Thanksgiving Fixin’s 1-13
Hisviks TF Everything and More: Thanksgiving Fixin’s 14-38
Hisviks Coldfinger
Hisviks Hinterland Shades
Hisviks In Memoriam
Hisviks Intervention
Hisviks Memento Mori
Hisviks The Challenge
Hisviks The Doctor is in
Hisviks Beehl the Constipated Cat