True to my end… It’s Already Gone: Eric Northman and Sookie Stackhouse

I had a far too lengthy piece of text prepared but I’ll save it for another day…

the show is ending and I don’t need to convince you all how bad it’s going to be…

but this story is ending too…

 

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these two have captured the imagination of so many they all but speak for themselves…

 

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I used to be convinced Eric was the man for Sookie because simply put this was all the sensibility he needed to act..

 

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this season has thrown that for a loop and I’m seriously tempted to host a “Fuckin’ Sookie” contest with no lemons allowed…

but through it all as cliche as it all sounds in my mind these two are made for each other and whatever shows up on the screen tonight won’t ruin this…

 
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a little present for you all to make it through the night…

 

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I’d love to send you all these handmade handkerchiefs but my pockets are not as deep as Eric’s unfortunately…

although barf bags are far more likely in order…

so if it’s really bad let’s just pretend it ends like this…

 
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except it’s just Bill who douses himself in gasoline and sets himself alight…

you’re going to have to see Zoolander to understand that…

 

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Eric Northman + Sookie Stackhouse

 

Not Pam!!!! If only… It’s Already Gone: Pamela Swynford de Beaufort

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I got a little gifhappy so click here if you wish to ignore my lengthy effigy to Pam…

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sorry Pam…

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I really really am…

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I know, I don’t know what I was thinking either…

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I just feel well..

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Pam scares the shit out of me so I’ll be in hiding for awhile…

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I trust in her defiance of authority to eventually excuse my behaviour..

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Eric always seems to be able to forgive her… so why not me…

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but if it helps I’m deeply loyal to Pam like she is to her maker…

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and the bitch knows how to dress…

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and call out everyone on their shit like no other….

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basically because of this…

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and she knows how to perform when she needs to…

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and with lines like these she made up for the lacklustre shit that has been TB for quite a while…

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but there was always more to find hiding behind the facade of the ice queen…

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so no matter what…

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 not buts about it… more than you’ll ever know…

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bye Pam… you’ll be in my vault..

 

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Pamela Swynford de Beaufort

 

 

It’s Already Gone: Jason Stackhouse…

 

I’ve been collecting barf bags on the plane ever since last week’s episode…

 

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although if it really was Pam’s arline it would probably look more like this…

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just imagine all the inflight shopping you could do…

 

so I’m pretty well prepared for this week’s episode as this thought continues to go through my mind whenever thinking of what the writers are going to try to force down my throat next…

 

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and apparently I’m not the only one who doesn’t seem bothered if this is Sookie’s imminent future…

 

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or even that this is what made it happen…

 

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but today is Jason’s turn…

 

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sorry no, but I love him dearly and to prove that I’ll just let him speak for himself for a bit…

 

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I don’t really feel I need to add anything to that because Jason comes up with the best lines on his own..

 

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sweetie no, but despite that little brain of yours know that your heart has always been in the right place…

 

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even when it’s misdirected…

 

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cause we all know…

 
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and look most of the time he doesn’t even need to talk to entertain…

 

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let’s hope they revive that last scene one more time before the season ends…

 

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Jason Stackhouse

 

 

It’s Already Gone: Ta Ta Tara Mae…

 

#TrueConfession I liked Tara in season one…

 

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the novelty soon wore off in season two, but I enjoyed the company she kept in season three…

 

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incidentally she gave out some good advice…

 

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too bad she never saved any of that for herself…

 

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which had me wishing for her death now and then…


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yeah… that’s a pretty accurate description of moi but I saved you as one of the last because of this…

 

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but the idiots in charge decided that where I saw this…

 

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it was really this…

 

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 so in my universe it’s still this

 
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let’s just say that I’m not missing Tara in season 7 (the snakes and cross thingamajig seems a pointless storyline… and Pam deserved something more) I felt her death was a little insulting to the performance of a capable actress, anyone who has ever seen the original Tara in the pilot will know what I mean..

but I digress so in this episode we finally see Lafayette rising from the ground…
 
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before taking a flight on my new favourite airline…

 
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yes graphic muse is at it again… no alcohol this time apparently she’s getting active with the sounds of vacation…

 
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because it’s the truth…onwards…

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Tara Mae Thornton