Welcome to my little WordPress site. This is where I house my stories set in the True Blood and Southern Vampire Mysteries universes.
I discovered fanfiction in the summer of 2013 and finally got to writing some in April 2014 and started publishing from June.
Please enjoy my offerings!
Eric Northman seemed an innocent sort, coming to learn the tricks of the shipping trade. He lived off charm alone, weaselling his way aboard Jason Stackhouse’s boat, into his Gran’s home for room and board, and then ultimately his sister’s bed. A storm at sea ripped apart a brightly painted future for the young lovers with only part of the crew returning, Eric assumed lost at sea forever. Despite the adversity, Sookie manages to rebuild her life, embarking on a different path until suddenly he returns and her life is once more turned upside down.
-COMPLETE-Take one ill fit bride and add one clueless groom and watch experts arrange what they deem the ‘perfect’ marriage that proves to be inconvenient to everyone involved but the happy couple. Mix in a healthy dose of scepticism, resentment, and rivalry along with some disturbing ‘senior’ moments and you might come close to getting what this story is about. This is me needing to write something fun and light while the angst continues elsewhere… E/S and any other disturbing coupling you can think of (nothing graphic I swear! I need to retain some sanity through it all…) E/S – Wildly AU and OOC – Rated M
-COMPLETE-Armed with a trusty set of questions Eric goes to confront Sookie and insist they talk out whatever seems to be between them. Could be considered canon (except I’m not much of a canon-fetishist so it won’t be accurate) and can be inserted anywhere from the moment Eric is aware of what happened during his period of amnesia. E/S – HEA – and all that other jazz…
Meet Beehl the constipated cat, he’s a snarky asshole that you might actually like when he’s not clawing at Eric and Sookie from the MS/MR Series. Pam wasn’t allowed to kill him but she did have fun dressing him up in her doll’s clothes post deballing.
This is a collection of cartoons with observational humour about all things fanfiction, the fandom and completely random things. Incidentally he gives a recommendation but mostly Beehl’s a malcontent asshole that gets tortured a lot and still can’t seem to empty his bowels in the process…
READ THE WARNING INSIDE, IF YOU CAN’T HANDLE BEEHL DON’T COME CRYING TO ME ABOUT IT…
By all appearances the boss from hell, Eric Northman, has been making Sookie Stackhouse’s job a trying journey. A last minute task moments before the office Christmas party suddenly makes every single thing spoken and asked of her by the enigmatic Mr Northman stand in a completely different light….
– COMPLETE-ish – Pendant pieces, may become more in the future.
My entry for the second fall edition of Sephrenia’s Writing Challenge. Boy meets Girl, or rather Fang meets Fairy, yet everything seems to conspire against them through space and time till chance finds them on each other’s doorstep again. With determination they seek to move heaven and earth, all for that secondary glimpse into a future. One shot for now, may become something more eventually.
Post season 7 finale ‘Thank You’ snippets to fix the True Blood finale into something all the more palatable. A collection of very short and sweet chasers to wash away the bitter aftertaste. Eric/Sookie endgame in mind. Bill remains decidedly dead. Well most of the time…E/S – AR – Post Season Seven
“I know you, there are two Sookie Stackhouse’s. One who still clings to the idea that she’s merely human and the other who’s coming to grips with the fact that you are better than that.” – Eric Northman.
So what would happen when one angry fairy was knocking on the back door of Fangtasia while a seemingly human and heavily pregnant version of her is preparing for an elaborate Thanksgiving feast?
A multi chapter extension from one of the Thanksgiving Fixin’ shorts.E/S – AR – Post Season Seven
-COMPLETE-Sephrenia’s writing challenge. The first thing I published and what a lovely reception it was.
When the nicest thoughts Sookie ever heard disappear as suddenly as they came, her life is turned upside down. She finds herself entombed in a world about him whilst never exchanging but a few words with the man she never got to meet. Fighting to keep his memory intact the enigma she knew as Eric Northman suddenly comes to life.E/S – AU – Rated M In Memorium – Memento Mori
The follow up to the Winning one shot from Sephrenia’s Writing Challenge’s In Memorium and its companion piece Memento Mori. The story continues after a decade apart but a constant in each other’s minds. Eric and Sookie can finally make a fresh start but it will never be easy for a newly turned vampire and a telepath when the semblance of order that surrounds them threatens to fall apart.
E/S – AU– MPOV- Rated MA
Because the thought of watching True Blood season 7 sounds about as enticing as watching Bill’s sideburns grow in. 10 connected one-shots. 10 farewells.
Sookie/Eric HEA but not the traditional kind.
E/S – M for language
When the man who raised Eric to be the expert killer that he is, reveals he has six months left to live nothing seems to matter anymore. The revenge and unanswered questions that have haunted him for over 16 years catapult into acceleration as his last job in Russell’s employ throws all his plans off center.
E/S- AU/AH – Rated MA
“I used to think you were made of cold hard stone.”
Put in an impossible position by his Queen the answer to all the Sheriff of Area five’s problems seem to reside in a foul mouthed bouncing blonde waitress discovered accidentally in the small town of Bon Temps. When subterfuge and reality seem to collide nothing can be returned as it once was and the consequences resonate beyond the scope of expectation.
E/S – AU – Rated MA